GPS needs a name

This is what happens when you change your destination and your GPS takes you on the shortest route: you end up on CR Hh in the southeast corner of Colorado.

Or this could be for all the times I made the GPS re-calculate...

I also really wish my GPS was cuss word capable.

Because I have a feeling this is the conversation that would ensue:

GPS: re-calculating, take a right in 1.4 miles

Me: Just relax, I'm just getting gas. (also not turning in 1.4 m)

GPS: re-calculating, take the next left. Turn left NOW.

Me: chill out ...i know how to get back to the exit

GPS: W(hy)TF did you ask me to get you to your #)($*$ing destination if you weren't going to 2(#*$&ing listen to me?

Me: chill the #$@% out. i just wanted to #$)*ing diet coke.